Police stop a man driving with his wife.
Man says, "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone
Man: No sir, I was going 65
Wife: Oh Harry, you were going 80
(Man gives his wife a dirty look)
Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks
(Man gives his wife another dirty look)
Officer: I'm going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt
Man turn to his wife and yells: "Shut your mouth, woman!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk this way all the time?"
Wife says: "No, only when he's drunk!"